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Rebel Visit to the OBGYN

Rebel Visit to the OBGYN

Every Sunday night I carefully review my calendar for the upcoming week to make sure we have all appointments and activities covered. I cringed a little when my eyes fell on Wednesday’s first entry – “8:00 OBGYN appointment.” Mental note to self – shave legs Wednesday morning. My rebel moment While driving to my appointment […]

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Stumbling Toward the Last Day of School

Today I was taunted by a box of tissues. Not even Kleenex, mind you,  but generic Target up & up™ brand tissues. The tissues sit in a bin in our utility room next to a disgustingly dirty backpack and mock me by representing the memory of “enthusiastic August mom” while laughing at “stumbling toward the last day of school May mom.” […]

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Remember the Magic of Christmas Lies in Your Heart

  Two years ago we eked through our last year believing in Santa. Our girls were in 5th grade and had turned 11 that November, and while they doubted Santa’s existence, they weren’t sure. I overheard them talking to each other Christmas week, “Let’s sleep on the couch on Christmas Eve because that way we’ll know.” They didn’t sleep on […]

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What is UP with your nipple?!?

I worked as a cashier in high school. I met my fabulous husband when we worked at Publix together. In fact, he still works for Publix 14 years later. I cannot begin to explain how convenient it is to text a grocery list at the end of his shift each day and have it magically […]

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No, I’m Not Their Grandmother!

It happened again. I was watching my 12 year old twins ride motorized animal scooters at Artegon Marketplace when two ladies sitting on a bench struck up a conversation with me. “Are those your granddaughters?” one asked. “No,” I said with a heavy sigh, “they are my daughters.” Apparently hard of hearing, she repeated the question. […]

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Got Resolutions?

GOT RESOLUTIONS? res·o·lu·tion /rezəˈlo͞oSH(ə)n/ noun plural noun: resolutions a firm decision to do or not to do something. synonyms: intention, resolve, decision, intent, aim, plan; commitment, pledge, promise January 1st. A clean slate. A pristine new year filled with possibilities. The year that I will finally: lose 15 pounds, read to my children every night, plan […]

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Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor’s Babysitter

Our subdivision participates in the Nextdoor website. For those unfamiliar, Nextdoor is self-described as “a private social network for your neighborhood.” Recent posts have included requests for recommendations for a lawn service and a handyman, and photos of patio furniture for sale. And then this post caught my eye last Tuesday: Anyone have a babysitter they would recommend? […]

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#Back-to-School Picky Eater Lunch Packing Blues

It’s back-to-school time – that time of year for lots of great blog posts with suggestions for making healthy school lunches. Pictures accompanying these articles run the gamut from ultra-Pinteresty to simple suggestions for quick and healthy lunches. And for just a fleeting moment, these posts make me feel … hopeful. “This year will be […]

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Household Items in the Witness Protection Program

As far as I know, I don’t know anyone who has joined the Witness Protection Program.  I read an article that likened participation in the program to falling off the face of the Earth, noting that the most important rule is that participants must never make contact with anyone from their past. They just vanish. I believe that there is a […]

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